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| | Football | Red giants, dark matter, the ultimate fate of the universe and the rest of Rio's problems |
 | | I can only hope that the authorities will be less cavalier when I say that Dougie Donnelly is a giant and venomous reptilian from a distant galaxy in human form and must be mercilessly attacked with water cannon until he dissolves. |
 | | If the American is correct it seems entirely possible that our universe is not only shaped like a football but actually is a football, in all probability being kicked about by giants who are themselves living in a football-shaped universe being kicked about by giants who are themselves. |
 | | And of course, if our universe is a football it must also hold true that our footballs are universes, each filled with a network of galaxies and solar systems, stars and planets populated by people with hopes, fears and dreams much like our own. |
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