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 | | The United States Navy, in short USN, or in German; Das Scheisse Boot, is the branch of the Jesusland Forces responsible for conducting Naval Operations, naming one of its Aircraft Carriers after the current President in office, and for the accommodation and well-being of gays who are cruelly rejected by other armed services. |
 | | The U.S Navy was founded in 1775 when Congress, a cheap and pirated version of Parliament that is so called only to avoid copyright laws, authorized the building of "...A public house for the dispencement of malted liquors, 2 miles South of the Hudson River...". |
 | | The US Navy is administered by the Elton John fan-club, led by Kim Beazely, this helps you understand that Navy is an abbreviation for (Need Any Vasoline Yet?) The head of the US Navy, and commander of the first fleet, is Admiral Ackbar. |
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