| |
| | Beth Teitell, Boston's Humor Columnist |
 | | I knew it wasn't good for my confidence, but I read on anyway, and learned that the Vamp woman not only speaks in dollars and cents, but French and Italian, too. |
 | | It was only 10 in the morning, but I wanted nothing more than a Vamp, which I now know is a combination of Dewar's 12 Year Old, Gran Gala orange liqueur, lemon juice, orange juice, bitters and a flaming orange peel. |
 | | I didn't tell Amanda this, but the part of me that I keep locked inside is locked inside for a reason, as anyone who's seen any of the parts of me that have escaped to the outside would agree. |
| www.teitell.com /Columns/07-24-03.htm (492 words) |
|