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| | Vas Deferens - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Vas Deferns, "The Vasmister", "The Ejaculattack", was a European explorer that sailed for Spain in the early 1500's. |
 | | It is beleived by some that he is single-handedly responsible for the incoproration of European blood into the native population, and that he is the common ancestor of all Latinos located in the Americas. |
 | | In his twilight years, Vas was responsible for the creation of numerous significant inventions, among them the X-X-X-X-X-X-X Large condom, to be utilized later in history by the African American population, but not the Irish. |
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