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Vaseline Man Can't Slip Cops - May 18, 2004 |
 | | He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc. A motel clerk discovered the damage after Chamberlain checked out and called the Broome County Sheriff's Office. |
 | | A check of Room 205's trash turned up 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline," according to a sheriff's report. |
 | | The arrestee, of course, was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline." Ewww. |
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