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	Wanker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The term wanker has also been extended, as a generic insult, to cover self-aggrandizement or ostentatious behaviour, specifically where the performer's impression of their own talent and ability manifestly exceeds that of the audience.
		When the term wanker is not sufficiently abusive for the user, the variant wankhard may be used - this is a portmanteau and implies a greater degree of strength in the use of the epithet.
		In New Orleans, the term "wanker" is used as an abbreviation of West Banker, referring to someone who lives on the West Bank of the Mississippi in the New Orleans metro area.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Wanker (1335 words)

	Wanker - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		On the verge of bankruptcy, E. Wanker tried to persuade the Wright Brothers to fit a Wanker engine in their Flyer aircraft before their legendary first flight in 1903 in one last desperate attempt to salvage what was lost.
		Wanker was ruined and died of old age as a poor man in 1918 by the hands of ex president William Howard Taft.
		The last known use of a Wanker engine was 1956 when Chevrolet decided to use it in their latest automobile.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Wanker (387 words)

	Urban Dictionary: wanker
		While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks".
		It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case.
		Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=wanker (538 words)

	CD Baby: WANKER: The Total Wanker - from info
		Wanker was formed out of complete boredom in the late 1980's.
		For those who may be new to Wanker, they formed in the late 1980s as a parody of all the bighaired metal bands running around wearing womens lingerie and playiing stupid self-indulgent crap.
		All in all The Total Wanker is thoroughly enjoyable and horribly offensive at the same time.
	cdbaby.com /cd/wanker/from/info (622 words)

	Gesture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The gesture is imitative of the motions of male masturbation.
		Its meaning is equivalent to the word wanker or implies something is of little importance.
		In Portugal they use the wanker gesture but with the palm facing the ground thereby implying that the person is masturbating someone else rather than themselves.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Gesture (7424 words)

	Urban Dictionary: Wanker
		Wanker 8 sounds tosser idiot twat cunt cock loser dick dickhead wank penis asshole prick fag moron retard bitch fool arsehole bastard fucker fucktard knob stupid masturbate pussy tool dumbass faggot gay jerk jerk off masturbator shit chav fuck fucking homo wang bellend bum fuckwit jerk-off masturbation pervert schlong spaz weiner anus arse dick head
		Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
		I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=Wanker&defid=10141 (538 words)

	Wanker Online
		Wanker, the Philippine's newest e-tabloid opens to rave reviews.
		Featuring riveting stories such as the mating habits of single-testicled Tondo alley cats, the shoddy quality of local condoms and a barely-there pictorial featuring Judy Ann Santos frolicking in the sandy beaches of Boracay; the inaugural issue of Wanker garnered heaps of praise.
		A local newspaper editor who wished to be anonymous declared Wanker as "the beginning of the age of yellow journalism in Philippine media." Mang Randy, an illiterate used book vendor gave the website his two thumbs up approval.Wanker has promised to update its site "at least every week."
	wanker.netfirms.com (397 words)

	Wankers Over 50 Only (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		Wankers are wanking and an old man wanker wanking is an old man wanker or old men wanking are oldmen over 50 60 70 80 90 wankers who wank or think wanking is great.
		Masturbate is a polite way of saying jerk off or wank off, or just wank as in wanking wanker and wankerer.
		Search Engines that are asked to find wanking words like wank, wanked, wanker, wankers wanks meaning masturbation, masturbates, masturbater and even allow for masterbate masturbator mastabater and mastubate.
	www.wankers.com /wankers.htm (404 words)

	How to write like a wanker
		Because calling her a 'cunt' would be rude, but calling her a 'c*nt' is perfectly acceptable.
		You're a wanker, but you wank to 'pr0n', not 'pornography'.
		Nothing says "wanker!" louder than James Francis Spalding III sending out 'greetz and propz to all [his] hos and homies in da hood'.
	www.guidenet.net /resources/wanker.html (1736 words)

	The Poor Man: Rectify
		Clear off, you wanker!" Powerless to resist one who holds his True Name, bound by a Geas that the Gods themselves cannot sunder, the wanker, Rumplestiltskin-like, must depart.
		Jonah Goldberg, for example, is the Platonic ideal of a wanker.
		The counter-argument is this: "wanker" is common not just in England; it's in regular use in Scotland, who we've got no particular beef with; in Ireland, which we rather like; and in Wales, which...
	www.thepoorman.net /archives/003631.html (699 words)

	Wanker Family Crest
		We have researched the Wanker family crest in the most recognized sources.
		In continental Europe, the most ancient recorded family crest was discovered upon the monumental effigy of a Count of Wasserburg in the church of St. Emeran, at Ratisobon, Germany...
		In the Wanker coat of arms as in all coat of arms the crest is only one element of the full armorial achievement.
	www.houseofnames.com /xq/asp.fc/qx/wanker-family-crest.htm?a=54323-224 (561 words)

	Welcome to Wanker Land
		This is the homepage of Wanker Hall (otherwise known as 2nd floor Hayden Hall, East Quad, University of Michigan).
		Currently, Wanker Hall has in its possession two Segas, one belonging to Nate Dogg and one belonging to Stefani.
		The Red Wings and Nordiques (we may be a few years behind, but you're ugly!) are off-limits; a player must stay with the same team all season.
	www-personal.umich.edu /~ryantm/wankers/index.html (1276 words)

	Splendid E-zine reviews: Samarkand/Cloud
		Their respective albums, Pitch Wheel and Wanker, have been released together, on CD-R, in a unique sort of Siamese-twin dual digipak thing that's been hand-decorated by MJB, Cloud frontman and head honcho of the Semper Lofi label.
		Once again, there are no vocals (though sampled speech sometimes appears within the compositions); the keyboard plays this role, chiming in periodically with intricate melodic inquiries.
		Often, as on "The Guitar Lesson 1934", Wanker seems more modern than Pitch Wheel, referencing the clarity and precision of µ-ziq's melodies -- but dischord and noise remain close at hand.
	www.splendidezine.com /reviews/mar-20-00/samarkand.html (321 words)

	3DActionPlanet - A Member of The GameSpy Network
		The truly elite of the elite will combine intimidating and hacker names to stun their opponents with fits of laugh...err...
		True elite wankers can be recognized not only by their name, but the language they use during the game.
		To let yourself be known as a force to be reckoned with, use lots of acronyms, abbreviations, and variations of the "hacker language" described above.
	www.3dactionplanet.com /features/articles/wanker (514 words)

	wanker
		During a deep & meaningful session at the local pub, the term wanker was raised (as oft is in a pub).
		Anyway, we all presumably know what the act of wanking is, but the question raised was, why is this seen as derogatory when it's such a common activity?
		And therefore, why has the term wanker come to mean someone who is a well errr wally?
	www.phrases.org.uk /bulletin_board/27/messages/966.html (132 words)

	RasterWeb! » The Wanker Standard
		Look, I’ve worked with internal combustion, and I’ve worked with wankers, and let me tell you, when Dave says it ain’t worth arguing about, he is soooo wrong!
		Now a wanker, we all know about wankers.
		(If you don’t, read up on Wankers.) Wankers are a dream to deal with, just ask one of your friends in one of those countries that adds the letter U to words that don’t need it.
	rasterweb.net /raster/2006/07/25/the-wanker-standard (203 words)

	Wanker's Corner \| SPECIALTIES
		Country fried steak, smothered in coutnry suausage gravy.
		Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat, with Wanker dip.
		Grilled chicken breast and bacon smothered in mushrooms, melted Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheeses, with honey mustard sauce.
	www.wankerscorner.com /wank/menu/specialties.html (118 words)

	Willie Wanker at the Fudge Packing Factory (1995) (V) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		Willie Wanker at the Fudge Packing Factory (1995) (V) Home
		On a cold winter eve, I decided to rent a couple of movies to warm my heart.
		I decided on "Willie Wanker at the Fudge Packing Factory".
	www.imdb.com /title/tt0129621 (360 words)

	Wanker Interviews Matt Cutts \| Threadwatch.org
		Aaron, I think you are trying very hard to get the ol "TW feel" in your posts but somehow, even for a swearing limey arsehole like me, the title seems a little like you are trying too hard and seems out of place.
		NickW will be #1 for wanker on the SE's and rightly so.
		without any wankers or wanking or even better, arse words.
	www.threadwatch.org /node/5000 (1780 words)

	Wanker
		I didn't want to come here, didn't want to impede on the wanker's life, but Slutty insisted.
		She would have known if I were in her hair.
		Of course, Slutty spoke and the wanker came running.
	www.fortunecity.com /skyscraper/market/173/wanker.htm (1235 words)

	Wanker Family Crest by Houseofnames.com
		We have researched the Wanker family crest in the most recognized sources of coats of arms.
		In continental Europe, the most ancient recorded Coat-of-Arms was discovered upon the monumental effigy of a Count of Wasserburg in the church of St. Emeran, at Ratisobon, Germany...
		Anyone making a study of heraldry usually becomes interested in Genealogy or seeking legal claim to a particular Coat of Arms.
	www.houseofnames.com /xq/asp.familycrest_details/s.Wanker/Wanker_family_Crest/Wanker_coat_of_arms/qx/Wanker.htm (582 words)

	Iowa’s Wanker of the Day at Political Forecast
		Iowa’s Wanker of the Day at Political Forecast
		I need my own phrase for "Wanker of the Day"
		Current style is 3 Column K2 Revision 6 by Bharath Kumar
	www.politicalforecast.net /2006/01/31/iowas-wanker-of-the-day (563 words)

	George "W" Bush - Wanker Merchandise : CafePress.com
		Well, now you can poke fun at all those sheep and their stupid little "W" stickers...
		For those of you who aren't sure what a "wanker" is check this out:
		Use of this web site constitutes acceptance of the Terms of Service.
	www.cafepress.com /wthewanker (64 words)

	The Mavens' Word of the Day (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		No, Americans in general don't use the word.
		It is somewhat more offensive in British use than Americans typically realize.
		That said, wanker, which means roughly 'a contemptible person', is a figurative use of the earlier meaning, 'a person who masturbates', which in turn is from wank, which means as a noun 'an act of masturbation' and as a verb 'to masturbate'.
	www.randomhouse.com /wotd/index.pperl?date=19961119 (186 words)

	Poet: Wanker Toast - All poems of Wanker Toast
		Poet: Wanker Toast - All poems of Wanker Toast
		You are gonna make a lotta big jews pissed off at you.
		Poems by / from poet Wanker Toast best love poem famous poets...
	www.poemhunter.com /wanker-toast/poet-125215 (156 words)

	The Opinion Mill (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-21)
		I'm going to take a page from the Atrios playbook today and name a Wanker of the Day.
		Atrios gives this honor to the day's most asinine partisan or clueless pundit, and with that in mind I hereby announce that today's wanker is.
		Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for John Dickerson -- Wanker of the Day!
	theopinionmill.com /Wanker.html (415 words)

	WANKER - The DJ List
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	www.thedjlist.com /djs/WANKER (64 words)

	Dave's Garden: Wanker's Garden Site
		Leave feedback for Wanker or read feedback left by other members.
		View the member feedback Wanker has written of others.
		The current local time for me is 7:36 AM I live in Unknown
	davesgarden.com /members/Wanker (115 words)

	wanker Videos, wanker Music, wanker Photos on IMEEM
		I am going to start reviewing things just to review them.
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	www.imeem.com /tag/wanker (85 words)

	YouTube - Hayne is a wanker
		go storm they gonna be 2006 premiers hahahha shayne hayne is a wanker!!!
		Shayne Hayne being called a wanker at th Shayne Hayne being called a wanker at the Melbourne vs Penrith game at Olympic Park...
		Hayne NRL rugby wanker Storm Melbourne Penrith ref (more) (less)
	youtube.com /watch?v=wrvsZrZOQvQ&search=rugby (133 words)

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