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	Ali G Indahouse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Ali G Indahouse: The Movie is a 2002 movie directed by Mark Mylod starring the fictional character Ali G, performed by the British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.
		Ali G is the leader of Da West Staines Massiv, a fictional gang composed of a group of middle class kids from Staines (a small town to the west of London); their chief rivals are Da East Staines Massiv.
		After he goes on a hunger strike and is spotted chained to some railings by the nefarious Chancellor David Carlton (played by Charles Dance), he is drawn into a world of seedy political intrigue, as the Chancellor tries to use Ali as a tool to destroy the Prime Minister's credibility.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/West_Staines_Massiv (220 words)

	Ali G - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The West End premiere of Ali G Indahouse was met with anti-racist demonstrators protesting outside.
		He is a gang member of the "West Staines Massiv", and lives with his grandmother in a semi-detatched house at 36 Cherry Blossom Close, in the heart of the "Staines Ghetto".
		Staines is a middle-class town to the west of London that has been the butt of jokes for many years, and it is demographically very distant from the American inner city ghetto that Ali G makes it out to be; still, he believes himself to exemplify gangsta and wigger culture.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Ali_G (1845 words)

	The Cohen brother - smh.com.au
		He lives in Staines, on the west side (a crucial geographical distinction, cognate with living in the dangerous-but-hip purlieus of South Central LA).
		Staines is in Middlesex, but Ali thinks it is located in "Barkshire" ("Barkshire is riddled by a turfwar dat has cost many lives over de years").
		Ali is obsessed with gangsta culture, its expensive paraphernalia and its glorification in rap lyrics and lifestyles: the flash jewellery, the guns, the coats, the "bitches" and "hos", the posse of homeboys with whom one chills out, the protocol of drive-by shootings.
	www.smh.com.au /articles/2002/07/12/1026185107042.html (1839 words)

	Ali G at Music Crawler (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Ali G was featured in Madonna's music video for her song "Music" as the limousine driver, and subsequently recorded his own record with the rap/reggae performer Shaggy.
		He is a gang member of the "West Staines Massiv", and lives in a bungalow at 36 Cherry Blossom Close, in the heart of the "Staines Ghetto".
		Staines is a middle-class town to the west of London that has been the butt of jokes for many years, and it is demographically very distant from the American inner city ghetto that Ali G makes it out to be; still, he believes himself to exemplify gangsta culture.
	www.musiccrawler.net /artist/ali-g.html (1186 words)

	Archive - 6/11/99 to 29/11/99
		The Hammers face massive problems ahead of Saturday's clash with the Bantams, particularly in goal where Hislop is struggling for fitness and understudy Craig Forrest is away on international duty.
		West Ham are a good footballing side and in form at the moment but we've got a slight advantage because we are at home.
		West Ham are chasing the signature of Manchester United striker Teddy Sheringham, according to reports.
	web.ukonline.co.uk /comeonyouirons/archives/a6.htm (14013 words)

	Film: Ali G Indahouse (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Here he is elected to Westminster in a combination of two well-worn storylines the plucky hero fighting to save his community (in this case a Staines leisure centre), and the Machiavellian manipulator backing a hapless stooge to sabotage a rival, only to find his evil plot backfires.
		Indeed, whenever the self-appointed leader of the West Staines Massiv steps out of the action to provide a commentary, things do pick up.
		And Ali's schoolboy sense of mischief also provides a rich vein: his posse lynch a couple of guards, for example, with a playground cry of 'bundle', and a speech he writes for the Chancellor is littered with joyfully childish insults - very much in the style of Newman and Baddiel's History Today.
	www.chortle.co.uk /movies/movies/indahouse.html (633 words)

	Knowhere: Staines, Surrey, Inside Information, Hookup Spots and Stuff Only Locals Know
		In the summer all the local youth of Staines seem to congregate on agreat piece of land called Silvery Sands which is right next to the river.
		A favourite spot used to be the fountains inside the Elmsleigh Centre (since removed, presumably due to being too pleasant on the eyes, and therefore not in keeping with the rest of this god-forsaken nest of proles).
		Staines highstreet appears to be the hookup spot for the 'rude boys' of staines.
	www.knowhere.co.uk /3952.html (1018 words)

	The Dartmouth Online (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		The overarching joke of the program was that society, especially when on camera, would excuse ridiculous behavior from minorities, foreigners, gays and teenagers because of its condescendingly low expectations for these groups.
		Through a consciously- contrived plot mechanism, Ali is forced to run for Staines' seat in the titular House of Commons by a corrupt party official promising to save the center.
		The party is shocked when their nominee actually wins, having made his opponent admit to a bestiality incident during the debates.
	www.thedartmouth.com /article.php?aid=2004110904010 (653 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Big shout out goin out to the Ackney massive - aiii, Now check dis, de minnellium is a very special event coz it appens only once every two fousand years - so if u is ill or asleep on January de 31st den you iz missin a big night.
		After dat I will be bringin togever de East and West Staines massiv in a historical peace gesture.
		We will be makin a human chane round de John Nike Leisure Centre in Bracknell, and will be passin round de "Minnellium spliff" dat I iz spent de last 6 months makin - from exactly 2000 Rizzla, an it has a little sumfin in it from every respecktable hash producin country in de world.
	www.infradead.org /~wmp/hum/misc/alig.html (361 words)

	Sacha Baron Cohen, Ali G
		Controversy: Sacha Baron Cohen is not fl himself, but because he portrays a character who purports misogyny, he has been accused by some of racism and of ridiculing fl street culture.
		Ali G's behaviour and clothing also parodies the UK junglist subculture of drum and bass listeners, which has many similarities to hip-hop culture.
		Fictional background: He is a gang member of the "West Staines Massiv", and lives with his grandmother in a bungalow at 36 Cherry Blossom Close, in the heart of the "Staines Ghetto".
	www.westlord.com /ali-g/ali-g.html (966 words)

	Knowhere: Staines, Surrey, Best and Worst, Triumphs and Tragedies
		The best thing that can be said about Staines is having to live in it will force you to appreciate any other place on earth.
		i grew up in staines area, and have moved away, the worst thing is everytime i come back seeing the same faces over again, in the same places, and realising how lucky i am to have got out.
		Staines is where the hills of Weybridge meet the bacteria of Feltham.
	www.knowhere.co.uk /3952_goodbad.html (1756 words)

	BBC News \| REVIEWS \| Ali G keeps it real
		The real masterstroke with Ali G In Da House is that for the first time we are given the chance to see the self-proclaimed leader of the "West Staines Massiv" in his natural habitat, with a fair proportion of the movie actually set and filmed there.
		All of which only serves to further highlight the character's ludicrous behaviour - his attempts to start and maintain gangland rivalry in reserved suburbia not only give the film some of its funniest moments but also lend Ali an air of reality which he has never had before.
		The town also features heavily in the film's plot, which sees our hero becoming MP for Staines after a stunt to save his local leisure centre is spotted by the Chancellor (Charles Dance).
	news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/entertainment/reviews/1884013.stm (489 words)

	VWvortex Forums: Palm Beach / Broward County (FL) sightings...
		I saw a 20th blue gti with same blue as mine on sheridan west.
		hey guys, i might be moving to the west palm beach area.
		Saw Abes GLi or JLi or Getta or whatever the heck you wanna call it when i was at Sam Ash (sample and 441).
	forums.vwvortex.com /zerothread?cmd=print&id=1345774 (10093 words)

	SillyWiki :: PlayerProfiles
		AliG is the bad boy rapper straight outta Staines in the UK, near Windsor, where the queen lives.
		He is one of the founding members of the "West Staines Massiv" He may live with his Nana in the suburbs and has spent more time in Drive thru's than in Drive by's but he can still mop up the floor in a game of Lux.
		A force to be reckoned with only when he is massively ahead in armies, though he is easily distracted by seductive female wiles and/or the promise of Jameson 12 yr.
	sillysoft.net /wiki?PlayerProfiles (4882 words)

	Da Gospel - Rap Basement Message Board
		On 12 May 1993 a geeza whose name shall remain nameless1 defected from de West Staines Massiv to de East Stains Massiv.
		She is a bit weighed down at da moment - coz of her massive arse, aiii!
		Da point iz Hedcase iz dat dese iz da modern ten commandants of de staines Massive.
	www.d12world.com /board/showthread.php?p=385535 (1248 words)

	Ali G : da OUSU massiv is now online - News - The Oxford Student - Official Student Newspaper
		Ali G : da OUSU massiv is now online - News - The Oxford Student - Official Student Newspaper
		Da OUSU web site has bin givun a new himage courtesy of Ali G. That is, the OUSU web site has been given a new image, courtesy of Ali G. Type in www.ousu.org/alig and you will be connected to the AGSU - Ali G Student Union.
		It also provides a link to "da Ali G translata" where you can type in phrases and see them converted into the language of da West Staines Massive.
	www.oxfordstudent.com /tt2000wk3/News/ali_g_:_da_ousu_massiv_is_now_online (306 words)

	Independent Online Edition > Profiles (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Staines is in Middlesex, but Ali thinks it is located in "Barkshire" ("Barkshire is riddled by a turf war dat has cost many lives over de years").
		He mimics the style of LA tough guys by inventing brotherhood hand signals for the "Inner Ipswich Massiv" and "East Portsmouth Crew", and casually invents street soundbites: "Boyakasha!", "Keep it real", "Checkit", "Aiiiii". He is, in short, a Walter Mitty figure, desperate to prove his manliness, his wisdom, his worthiness of "respek", his sexual magnetism.
		Let's hope America's urban fl communities will appreciate the joke and not leave his immaculate fur coat (with gold chain accessories) riddled with bullets from a Saturday-night Desert Eagle.
	news.independent.co.uk /people/profiles/article192814.ece (1706 words)

	Fans Focus - Focusing on Fans of Sport - supporting cricket, football, and other sports at its best, from local sport ...
		Iron (not the Iron by the way, thats west ham) are a hard working side who have achieved what they have through hard work and team spirit, Whenever we play a top side hitting their straps we are unhinged.
		The biggest prob Canvey will encounter is nerves but then I feel Gravesend will be worse in this respect - having less experienced players in their side.
		The more the merrier, just don't give Barney too much $hit from behind the goal as he is liable to snap......just like that.
	www.fansfocus.com /forum/showflat.php?Number=11043 (2945 words)

	cyborg lounge : Do You Take Reservations?
		Another curiosity was that it would serve "Asian cuisine", even though the building looks like a west coast craftsman.
		I don't know what sort of cuisine should be served out of a craftsman-style building, but I don't think that would have been my first, or even second, guess.
		Oct.30 3:14 PM T o da Wes Staines Massiv writes:
	www.evilcyborg.com /lounge/?ID=166 (596 words)

	A Slick Pitch to the Working Class - New York Times
		Said to be short for "Cheltenham average," the term functions as a blanket put-down for regular joes, implying dullness and the profligate collection of government dole checks.
		It's a chav stereotype that's lampooned by the comedian Sacha Baron Cohen when his alter-ego, Ali G, shouts out his fake gang, the West Staines Massiv.
		Archer, who stripped off his jacket to reveal a "Soul Boy" T-shirt, proved on these poppier songs a convincing crooner.
	www.nytimes.com /2006/01/19/arts/music/19hard.html?ex=1295326800&en=ab2662ec12801520&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss (454 words)

	DVDpopcorn - DVD Ali G - Indahouse - Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen's irony-filled, semi-reveren... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen's irony-filled, semi-reverent swipe at British West-Indian musical stereotypes), steps out in his first big screen adventure.
		Ali G, leading light of the West Staines Massiv, runs a course in a local community centre for local surburban kids keen to emulate his (deluded) gangster dope-ness.
		When the centre is threatened with closure by budget cuts Ali is persuaded to run for the job of local MP, bringing him to the attention of scheming Deputy Prime Minister (Charles Dance), who is keen to somehow discredit the Prime Minister (Michael Gambon) through association with a loose cannon like Ali.
	www.dvdpopcorn.com /product.aspx?id=53cd2ac0b91f4c008db09fe60215ba20&affiliate=dvdpricecheck (176 words)

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	CO-µ-NICATE - Re: England's got class??
		West Hampstead's dirtier, but a wee bit funky/classy.
		I wouldn't recommend going to Sheffield either if you want to stay in the London area, seeing as you'd be up north with a load of pie-eating northerners (heh heh...
		All this North South divide stuff is tiresome and when you integrate yourself it ceases to exist...
	www.planet-mu.com /phorum/read.php?f=1&i=166377&t=165938 (2512 words)

	Ali G In Da House - Review - Booyakasha ! ! ! !
		ALI G AND DA WEST STAINES MASSIV COME TOGETHER ON A MISSION TO SAVE HIS LOCAL LEISURE CENTRE.
		WITH THE HELP OF HIS LONG TERM GIRLFRIEND KNOWN AS MA JULIE AND HIS STREET GANG WEST STAINES MASSIV, G IS ASKED TO GO ON A CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UK SO HE CAN GET TO SAVE HIS LEISURE CENTRE AS A RETURN FAVOUR.
		IN THE END HE SUCCEEDS AND HIS LEISURE CENTRE IS SAVED AND HE REJOINS HIS WEST STAINED MASSIV BACK IN STAINES.
	www.dooyoo.co.uk /dvd-title-a/ali-g-in-da-house/430521 (282 words)

	Area255 - For the definitive fun seeker - Xmas 1999
		Big shout out goin out to the Staines massive - aiii, Now check dis, de
		After dat I will be bringin togever de East and West Staines massiv in a
		We will be makin a human chane round de John
	web.ukonline.co.uk /jmould/xmas99.htm (400 words)

	Big Up your crew only at Boyakasha.co.uk!
		Please, do not use menstral language, or the West Staines massive will come mash you up, innit.
		Because: me big up all the stains massive and the ganga girls who sell there punnies for an eigths of de herb.wicked man and a big yo to the chiddingfold possie
		I wanna big up: All da people in me Massiv, Pl 10, Wicked, excepct Van Stevens he iz a Batty Boy and he stiks like a rotten punani and Inge, she a minger and a muff diver (I guess)
	books.dreambook.com /rank/bigup.html (2722 words)

	What Does elcyberGoth Mean? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Da original G, Ali G is representing for da West Staines Massiv, aiight.
		Firs off, 'dis elephantOff geezer be well givin' up propz to Ali G, what wit givin me space ta set dis 'ere recording straight.
		You know, 'es disrespectin' a well batty subculta by actin' like dem an' doin' some massiv stupid plop, 'cos it gives 'im a WICKED buzz!
	www.elcybergoth.com /main/special.jsp?page=meaning (591 words)

	P I E R R E - N E T
		Aiii, this is a message form da man is self, Ali G. Respect...
		Big shout out goin out to the Ackney massive - aiii, Now check dis, de
		will be bringin togever de East and West Staines massiv in a historical
	www.cazenave.freeserve.co.uk (1053 words)

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