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	MOO-Cows FAQ: Server Related
		A MOO programmer could use all the memory, CPU, or disk on the partition that MOO is dumping to.
		The TYPE_OBJ and TYPE_ERR cases are handled similarly, representing MOO object numbers and error codes; their respective values are found in x.v.obj (a C integer) and x.v.err (an element of the C enumeration type `enum error').
		You should never modify a MOO string value, since all MOO values are immutable and you can't easily tell if maybe some other part of the MOO is also holding onto a pointer to that string.
	www.moo.mud.org /moo-faq/moo-faq-1.html (2200 words)

	Moo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Moo, an onomatopoeia imitating the sound made by a cow, also used in:
		Moo shu pork, a pseudo-Chinese dish served in Chinese restaurants in the United States
		Han Moo Kwan founded in 1954 by Kyo Yun Lee
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Moo (340 words)

	Cow Shell Graphics - Moos Archive
		since cow and buffalo are rumaging around the creation of the universe right now, i couldn't resist having them discover perhaps the most important answer to the question that has plagued us all since, well, the creation of the universe.
		probably more important for you cow and buffalo bovineatics out there though, is the conclusion of my largest c and b story to date, which is only my second multi-part story so not that big a deal, but a big deal to those that wanted to know the secret orgin of mr cow.
		ever since i've started this cow and buffalo cartoon, i've had a few people comment as to why i write cow as a boy, when in fact cows, especially cows with gigantic udders, are most certainly female.
	www.cowshell.com /archive2005.htm (3355 words)

	MooMilk -- FAQ
		When a Holstein cow is milking, she weighs between 1,100 and 1,500 pounds.
		Each cow has a different number that allows the dairy farmer to track her activities by computer.
		The cow's milk weight is recorded in the computer as well as any medicines she receives.
	www.moomilk.com /faq.htm (2551 words)

	Cow - Uncyclopedia
		COW is the frequently used acronym for Cream of Wheat.
		Though the origin of the cow appears to be a mystery of the greatest form we may avoid that question by common words like, "Champion pear" or even a "yellow brick." Cow's have been around since after man was dead, according to an all-knowing book called the Elbib.
		When the cow was jumping, the lack of gravity way up there caused the cow's udder to drop its milk, which curdled and turned into a big hunk of cheese.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Cows (1555 words)

	MOO-COWS!!
		My first "cow" was a green and white space "alien"-looking cow that has a weird tail.
		He is one of those cows that you squeeze his sides together and he moos.
		Though his sides are worn from years of squeezing, his moo not sounding as good as it used to, he is still a very special cow to me: He was from my father.
	www.geocities.com /Heartland/Ranch/7087/Cows.html (175 words)

	Cows
		This is why farmers try to grow as much food for their animals as they can.
		Cows are called ruminants and can eat grass and other plants.
		In this picture, the cow is put in a cage that fits close to its body.
	library.thinkquest.org /TQ0312380/cow.htm (431 words)

	CNN - Style - Chicago's cash cows hit the trail - October 29, 1999
		The cows -- which city officials say have garnered more media attention for Chicago than the 1996 Democratic National Convention -- are a city-sponsored outdoor art exhibit that has brought tourists and locals into downtown Chicago by the droves.
		The whimsical cows are fashioned in the style of Magritte and Miro, or outfitted with boxer shorts, skateboards, skis or other oddball accessories.
		Sixty-five cows are to be auctioned by Sotheby's November 9, and 71 more are to be auctioned on the Internet.
	www.cnn.com /STYLE/arts/9910/29/chicago.cows.ap/index.html (511 words)

	CowParade Prague About Us - Why Cows
		Our cow sculptures, created by acclaimed artist Pascal Knapp, were designed specifically to be an art canvass and are striking works of art on their own.
		Cows are nurturing, whimsical, quirky, and never threatening.
		Cows provide the milk that fosters our development, and milk is the basis of beloved childhood treats like ice cream.
	prague.cowparade.com /about/whycows.php (181 words)

	Cows Animals Humor Recreation
		as long as the producer uses those proceeds to purchase replacement cows within four years of the end of the tax year in which the original animals were sold.
		It is reasonable to expect the per-head charge to be slightly higher for cows, because there will likely be fewer animals to pay for the accumulated expenses.
		All that is required for cows to contract this disease is to come in contact with a pig's...
	www.iaswww.com /ODP/Recreation/Humor/Animals/Cows (553 words)

	Mr. Moo - One question... WHY?!
		Here's a poor-quality version of it (sounds better in a hall with good acoustics!) - click HERE The origin of the moo comes from a few years ago, when I was a member of the Methodist Year-Out team (Team On Mission) in Ireland.
		To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within minutes.
		They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home.
	members.tripod.com /~mr_moo/whycows.htm (283 words)

	Cows Go Moo
		The reason why COWS GO MOO is because they have trouble getting their tongue around saying the letter N. If it weren't for this unfortunate speech impediment we'd understand that they were trying to say MOON (hence the endless repetition of MOO, MOO, MOO).
		Cows, or COSMOCOWS as they prefer to be known, have been exploring the lunar surface for years.
		Everyone knows the MOON is made of CHEESE and that the cow JUMPED over the MOON but few are aware that today a herd of about 6,000 COSMOCOWS live on the GREEN crater, close to the Mendeleev crater on the FAR SIDE.
	www.cowsgomoo.co.uk (184 words)

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		A MOO programmer could use all the memory, CPU, or disk on the partition that MOO is dumping to.
		It may be that the effort would be better spent restructuring the memory layout of MOO code/data so as to be more paging-friendly, thus working with what the OS has already provided rather than trying to reinvent/duplicate it.
		First, while the MOO is running, connect as some programmer and type ;crypt("foo") It will give you back a random-looking string.
	enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us /~rhs/moofaq.txt (2607 words)

	Cow Shell Graphics - cow & buffalo (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		back in 2003 i started drawing these cow and buffalo strips.
		anymoo, i needed another character so my cow wasn't just talking to himself in every strip, so i dug into my archives and pulled out this other obscure character i created back in college- the buffalo!
		Cow and Buffalo is ™ & © 2006 Michael Maihack.
	www.cowshell.com /cow&buffalo/current.php (169 words)

	Big Dave's Cow Pages: Cow Poetry (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Cows are cute, Cows are fun, Cow babies are a beaut' and I laugh when they toot, from out their little buns.
		The Cow God looms in prophetic vision Mooing of life, of death, of fields to come Moment of bovine, heavenly fission; Moo, moo parts will not equal moo.
		A milkmaid called Maisy was milking the cow She'd filled seven buckets and then fed the sow The farmer came out and he gave her the sack So she turned the cow round and she poured the milk back.
	userpages.umbc.edu /~dschmi1/cows/poetry.html (1023 words)

	MOOs LIS5937/ LIS4930 Internet Resources (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		MOOs are an early form of internet communication that began as forums for game-playing and general socializing.
		MOOs are also used for educational and professional communication purposes.
		A MOO is an interactive, text-based, computer environment in which multiple users can communicate with each other in real-time, while moving about within a set of linked, virtual "rooms".
	www.lib.usf.edu /ref/ifrank/moo.html (1467 words)

	Welcome To My Website Its Really Cool, Full O Cows Just How I Like It
		If a donkey and a cow breed what will their offspring be called, a cowkey?
		Cows dont even eat corn they eat cud.
		Why do people put cow menuer in their fields when the menuer is smelly?
	www.expage.com /shiznocows (333 words)

	COW - Programming for Bovines
		As a result, all instructions are some variation on "moo" which just so happens to be the only word they really understand.
		Now that you're all pumped up to get your neighborhood cows in on the action, you can download and compile the C++ interpreter source or my new compiler that generates a C++ version of the COW source.
		Here is a COW interpreter written in the K Programming Language by jjayson.
	www.bigzaphod.org /cow (654 words)

	Animals - Cows/Horses
		Why is the underside of a horse's hoof called a frog?
		Why don't cows die of heart attacks if milk is high in fat and cholesterol?
		Why doesn't manure come from a bull and womure come from a cow?
	www.gadzillionthings.net /Think13.html (545 words)

	Newbie Wizards FAQ
		Why do I get a range error on line 3 of #15:length_date_gt, which is used by commands such as @subscribe?
		LambdaCore is really a pretty complete base for coding a MOO, with LOTS of underlying necessities that some would be bored and frustrated to tears to have to code themselves.
		Many people say porting MOO objects is a good way to learn MOO programming; others are hostile toward the idea of non-programmers porting objects at all.
	www.moo-cows.com /docs/faqs/new-archwiz-faq.html (2242 words)

	CowParade Barcelona, Spain About Us - Why Cows
		Our cow sculptures, created by acclaimed artist Pascal Knapp, were designed specifically to be an art canvass and are striking works of art on their own.
		Cows are nurturing, whimsical, quirky, and never threatening.
		Cows provide the milk that fosters our development, and milk is the basis of beloved childhood treats like ice cream.
	barcelona.cowparade.com /about/whycows.php (189 words)

	Cows Moo, Liberals Spew (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		That’s because all over the world, water faucets bring forth water and cows moo — just as maple trees produce maple syrup, religious leaders preach their faith, and pianists play, well, the piano.
		This is why conservatives often think of them as “clueless.” And why Winston Churchill said, "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."
		And they still can’t figure out why their collective and formidable efforts to defeat the president ended in a decisive Electoral College victory for him, as well as the largest popular vote in American history.
	www.newsmax.com /archives/articles/2005/1/20/234252.shtml (1649 words)

	Yahoo! GeoCities - MOO's Guestbook
		If you know any cow printed backgrounds...so i can put it on my desktop can u email me the url...cuz i had one and my cousin messed it up and now its gone, and
		Comments: : Hi, I have no Idea why I love cows but I do and I just happended to want to look them up a nd this is waht I found.
		No kidding though on Hwy 17 here there is a 12 foot cow that sits in front of someone's HOUSE and it fact the damn thing is so popular that when Hurricane Floyd came through it knock the Ow's e
	www.geocities.com /Heartland/Meadows/8626/geobook-13.html (863 words)

	Parenting Solutions article - How to stimulate your child's natural curiosity
		Who knows why â” maybe it's a result of living in a world where you can't see the tabletop.
		From why the sky is blue to why steam comes out of the kettle when it boils, toddlers ask a surprising number of questions that parents can't answer.
		Toddlers ask so many How and Why questions that there are now lots of books specially geared toward helping parents answer them.
	www.hasbro.com /playskool/default.cfm?page=psart-stimulate (1842 words)

	Mad Cows Racing Team (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Results: Results will be posted the next day at Davis Wheelworks and shortly thereafter on the Mad Cow web site.
		As the Mad Cows can attest, this is one marker that never lies.
		When I moved back to Davis in 2001, I resurrected the old weekly 10-miler, and it has proven to be the ultimate test.
	www.madcowsracing.org /train/2006tt.shtml (441 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Summary: "You were assaulted by a cow?" ***************************************************** Moo** by Susan ~~~~ I know no one's going to believe me, but I know what I saw.
		Just make it happen." And being a cow who doesn't know any better, it stood in just the right place on the hill so the wind could scoop it up and drop its body into my room.
		Now I admit that I'm not a big fan of cows, but there's no reason why I should've been on the receiving end of such an unwarranted attack.
	possibilities.bravehost.com /stories/Moo.txt (384 words)

	Why do cows moo?
		Some people think its a moan that sounds like a moo and others think that their trying to say moon.
		This is how to pronounce "moo" in many different languages.
		So, if cows held an international congress, they would, for the most part, be able to communicate with one another, barring some minor dialect differences.
	www.funtrivia.com /askft/Question78852.html (331 words)

	Questions
		What's our purpose in life and why does it have to be so hard to get through.
		Why do people neglect the fact that life is not a puzzle waiting to be solved, but rather is simply a spectacle to behold?
		Why do we have to judge those we don't know...
	www.generationterrorists.com /cgi-bin/poll_query.cgi?id=1 (739 words)

	Click, Clack Moo — Cows that Type
		Click, Clack Moo is funny and canny and has an understated message about the power of words.
		Farmer Brown eventually gives in to the cows' demands, only to be taken by surprise by the ducks.
		Have students write a short story about how they would have responded to the cows, chickens, and ducks if they were in Farmer Brown's shoes.
	www.trumpetclub.com /primary/activities/click_clack_moo.htm (547 words)

	The Morning News - Do-Re-Moo, by Brian Kimberling
		A friend of mine has a garage abutting a cow pasture; when he practices with his band in there, or spins a CD to accompany our efforts over the billiards table, the herd comes as close as possible and attempts to put its collective nose through the window.
		Dozens of the cows’ fellows grazing further afield had noticed the commotion and came galloping down—inasmuch as cows gallop—and I feared a stampede.
		Quite why cows should like music is beyond me, one of the eternal mysteries, like why trees list over water and what causes piss-shivers.
	www.themorningnews.org /archives/personal_essays/doremoo.php (1474 words)

	MOO basics
		A handy article that explains what a MOO is. Slightly technical but useful.
		A definition of what a MOO is, history, resources and articles about MOO's.
		Describes MOOs as text-based virtual reality sites and includes some helpful information as to its value in education.
	home.apu.edu /~kbacer/mooguide/mbasics.html (241 words)

	The Whole Ball of Yarn(s): It's just a moo point...
		Perhaps my enthusiasm is dampened because I lived in Chicago during their cow parade thing, so I've already seen this.
		Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
		Is it just me or are the cows begging for a group of students to 'trophy' them.
	allisonmariecat.blogspot.com /2006/06/its-just-moo-point.html (920 words)

	What the gossip mags say - People - Entertainment - smh.com.au
		It turns out that the editor, Amy Sinclair, is the granddaughter of Lester Sinclair, the man who wrote Why Cows Moo, and whose remarkable life story has been keeping Column 8 readers glued to the back page for days.
		Why has she been so quiet on the subject?
		Aspiring goss-mag editors should have a look at this week's Woman's Day to pick up tips on the art of writing cover lines for yarns that do not exist.
	www.smh.com.au /news/people/what-the-gossip-mags-say/2005/05/31/1117305611933.html (552 words)

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