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 | | Shatner, is, worshipped as a, God by, a religious sect known as, "Trekkies", who, take vows of, chastity, and, poverty,living without, sex, and without, bathing, in their, parents, basements, to prove, their undying, devotion, to their, God. |
 | | William Shatner Syndrome, is more, commonly, known as, The Shatner Pause, targets, the, vocal chords, and, prevents them, from, vibrating; thus, making, you, have, to, pause awkwardly, between every, few words. |
 | | Shatner, received, 7, awards, at, the, Country, Music, Awards, and, was, knighted, by, the, Queen of England, in, 1815, for, the, masterpiece. |
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