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 | | Born in 1843, Willy Wonka was the son of the Mad Hatter, who was forced to raise him as a single parent; the mother could never be determined if she should commit suicide or go on living with a job at Hooters. |
 | | In 1984, Wonka's chocolate factory was investigated by the RIAA, and a large subterranean cavern was found with large quantities of Orange Paint, brushes, several cages, dozens of FDA violations, and approximately 200 kilograms of cocaine. |
 | | Wonka himself has never been available to comment on this practice, but has come forward to discourse with the Press on a variety of topics, including poetry, government, Freud, and the most effective use of a wooden spoon. |
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