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| | George Carlin | The Onion - America's Finest News Source |
 | | And once I get funny on the radio, I'll become a comedian in some local town, and I'll get known, and I'll get more famous as a comedian, and they'll have to put me in the movies." |
 | | In fact, I found out after With Six You Get Eggroll that I couldn't act in movies. |
 | | Man, they want you to change a little bit here, get out of Doris Day's light, don't lean in too far, lean back, you're off-mike, you're out of the light, you can't do this, stand there, keep your legs crossed, remember this, say it with a little bit of sadness... |
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