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	Yellowbeard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Yellowbeard is a 1983 comedy film, that was co-written and acted by Monty Python member Graham Chapman and David Sherlock, and directed by Mel Damski.
		The pirate Yellowbeard (Chapman), having been incarcerated for tax evasion despite his years of terrorising the high seas ("Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips..."), manages to survive the whole of his jail sentence but has not disclosed the whereabouts of his vast treasure.
		The Royal Navy then hatches a plot to increase his sentence by a good 140 years, in the hope that he'll escape in a rage to set out for his treasure.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Yellowbeard (323 words)

	Yellowbeard DVD - Michael Weise Productions (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Are you in the mood for a pirate with a little more experience under his swordbelt, a man who takes an old-fashioned sort of pride in raping and robbing and who, if the circumstances are right, will force men to eat their own lips?
		Yellowbeard is Graham Chapman's fierce and mighty captain in this classic seafaring movie set in the golden age of piracy.
		"Yellowbeard" is a laugh riot, and it deserves to be pulled from the shelf and enjoyed at least once each year.
	www.mwp.com /shop/dvd.php4?asin=B000FDEV48 (360 words)

	'YELLOWBEARD,' A 17TH-CENTURY TREASURE HUNT - New York Times
		Once Yellowbeard breaks out of prison, 20 years later, an assortment of old enemies and their henchmen, as well as the Queen's Navy, Yellowbeard's putative son, Dan (Martin Hewitt), and the boy's mother (Miss Kahn) all take to the high seas as part of the effort to find and take possession of the plunder.
		Despite Yellowbeard's doubts about Dan's true lineage (he's more interested in gardening than killing), the young man is essential to the venture because his mother has had the treasure map tattooed on his head.
		What ''Yellowbeard'' establishes is that for even the funniest of performers, a good script may be as essential as pitching is to baseball.
	query.nytimes.com /gst/fullpage.html?res=9901E4D9103BF937A15755C0A965948260 (351 words)

	DVD Review: Yellowbeard
		Yellowbeard is arrested on tax evasion (shades of Al Capone) and imprisoned, but he buried his vast fortune and didn’t tell Moon where.
		Gilbert (Marty Feldman) is one of Yellowbeard’s former shipmates and is in prison with him trying to relieve him of the burden of the knowledge of where the treasure is buried, Commander Clement (Eric Idle) is announced to the Queen by Spike Milligan of Goon Show fame.
		Yellowbeard follows, of course, and stow away on board and steers the ship towards the island where the treasure is. They make it to the island, which by chance has the fortress of El Nebuloso (Tommy Chong) and his faithful servant El Segundo (Cheech Marin) on it.
	dvd.monstersandcritics.com /reviews/article_1174857.php/DVD_Review_Yellowbeard (1117 words)

	BMN Review: Yellowbeard (1983)
		Mason is the captain of another ship that Yellowbeard's son hopes to guide to the island where the treasure is buried.
		The basic problem with the comedy in "Yellowbeard" is that it aims at such a juvenile level, and this coming from such comic geniuses is very depressing indeed.
		Yes, all the comedy in "Yellowbeard" is of the tiresome physical kind.
	www.hit-n-run.com /cgi/read_review.cgi?review=52890_wyldfyr (523 words)

	DVD Verdict Review - Yellowbeard
		Although I didn't see Yellowbeard as a kid, my fiancée almost peed herself with excitement when she found out that it was coming out on DVD and that I got to review it.
		Yellowbeard is also being chased by secret service Commander Clement (Eric Idle, Nuns on the Run), aided by blind agent Pew (John Cleese, A Fish Called Wanda).
		Yellowbeard is guilty, but if we put him in jail he'll just break out again.
	www.dvdverdict.com /reviews/yellowbeard.php (1042 words)

	BookCloseouts.com - The Bestseller in Bargain Books
		Among the many flguards who left their bloodstained mark on history, the foulest of them all was the pirate Yellowbeard.
		Until recently, however, Yellowbeard's exploits were lost in the swirling mists of time.
		When he escapes, Yellowbeard immediately heads to the pub, now owned by his wayward wife to whom he'd entrusted his treasure map.
	www.bookcloseouts.com /default.asp?R=0786716622B (181 words)

	Yellowbeard Review (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Yellowbeard, a comedy cast with the all-star comedians of the 1980s, is a unique, corny spoof on pirate films.
		Like a Mel Brooks movie, Yellowbeard's plot is a series of ridiculous events, Ã¡ la Airplane, circulating around Yellowbeard's (Graham Chapman) discovery that he has an "intellectual" son.
		Brain versus brawn is the film's theme, as Yellowbeard is forced to take his kid on a booty-hunt, since the pirate's ex-wife, Betty (Madeline Kahn), tattooed the treasure map on their child's head.
	www.eljay.org /amazon/Yellowbeard.html (175 words)

	Yellowbeard
		Yellowbeard has some cult fans, probably owing the Graham Chapman's wild-eyed performance as a crazed old pirate who is allowed to escape from prison so he may be tracked en route to his stash of treasure.
		What follows is a series of sight gags and typical low-grade humor, fairly in line with Cheech and Chong's oeuvre (sans the drugs) but far afield from the typical wit of the Pythons.
		Yellowbeard was his first theatrical feature, and today 64 of his 67 credits are for TV work.
	www.absolutely.net /movie/1983_Yellowbeard.html (263 words)

	:: rogerebert.com :: Reviews :: Yellowbeard (xhtml) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		The movie itself is a chaotic mess, in which herds of actors rush from one side of the screen to the other, waving their swords, making threats, and looking lost.
		The plot involves the most evil pirate of all time, but as Graham Chapman plays Yellowbeard, he never seems truly evil or even very mean -- and with that anchor gone, the whole plot's meaningless.
		There's a funny line or two, a fetching performance by Stacey Nelkin as a young wench, some nonsense about a buried treasure, and then "Yellowbeard" is soon over and soon forgotten.
	rogerebert.suntimes.com /apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19830624/REVIEWS/306240302/1023 (393 words)

	Cult comedy classic Yellowbeard comes to DVD in June (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Falling for the ploy, Yellowbeard escapes and recruits a motley crew of companions to help him find the treasure.
		However, greed quickly sets in as Yellowbeard competes against his son and his old crew of shipmates-turned-traitors in a quest for the same gold.
		Yellowbeard is now available for pre-order at Amazon.
	dvd.monstersandcritics.com /news/printer_1157959.php (219 words)

	UGO.com Film/TV - Yellowbeard - Pirate Guide
		Mel Damski's Yellowbeard is not a Monty Python movie, despite the appearances of Graham Chapman in the title role and fellow Python members Eric Idle and John Cleese.
		The plot follows Chapman's Yellowbeard being released from prison to lead the authorities to his pirate treasure.
		Yellowbeard also finds he has a son, now 20 years old...
	www.ugo.com /channels/filmtv/features/pirateguide/yellowbeard.asp (156 words)

	Memorable Quotes from Yellowbeard (1983) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Yellowbeard: I'm sure I killed the last one I raped, it can't have been you.
		Yellowbeard: Oh, you mean he's beat ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth?
		Yellowbeard: Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are.
	www.imdb.com /title/tt0086618/quotes (866 words)

	Yellowbeard
		This page is dedicated to Graham Chapman's 1983 comedy "Yellowbeard." The film stars three of the original Pythons - Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, and John Cleese - as well as other comedy legends: Marty Feldman, Peter Cook, Spike Miligan, Madeline Kahn, Cheech and Chong, Peter Boyle, Nigel Planer, and Kenneth Mars.
		The original idea for "Yellowbeard" came from Keith Moon, drummer for "The Who," who also happened to be a huge Python fan and close friend of Graham Chapman.
		Although involved in the early conceptual stages of "Yellowbeard," Keith died on September 7, 1978 from a drug overdose.
	orangecow.org /pythonet/yellowbeard.html (722 words)

	The DVD Journal \| Quick Reviews: Yellowbeard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		The main problem seems to be that it can't decide whether it's a Python-esque skewering of the buccaneer genre or a loving homage to it, straddling the two in ways that are often frustrating to watch.
		He plays the titular Yellowbeard, the most fearsome pirate to sail the seas, on his way after an escape from jail (for tax evasion) to pick up some buried treasure.
		Sony/MGM's DVD release of Yellowbeard is an unimpressive anamorphic transfer (1.85:1), ostensibly remastered (in high-def, no less) but from a source-print rife with dirt, scratches, and specks.
	www.dvdjournal.com /quickreviews/y/yellowbeard.q.shtml (291 words)

	Yellowbeard News (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Yellowbeard News continually updated from thousands of sources around the net.
		Long missing on DVD, Yellowbeard is that strangest of combinations: A Cheech and Chong movie melded with a Monty Python movie.
		The prologue of " Monty Python's Meaning of Life," which was one of the best parts of the film, involved that funny fantasy in which deskbound insurance clerks...
	www.topix.net /movies/yellowbeard?scoring=d (220 words)

	Abbeys Bookshop - Yellowbeard Screenplay (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Yellowbeard is a vile buccaneer so scurrilous that he makes Long John Silver look like a tinhorn.
		The idea for Yellowbeard came from one of Graham's closest friends, the late Keith Moon, drummer for The Who, who urged Chapman to attack the pirate genre with his renowned comedic thrust.
		The results were a novel (Chapman's one and only), and a cult film starring a bodice-ripping cast of comedy actors from the Pythons to Cheech and Chong, via David Bowie.
	www.abbeys.com.au /items/32/96/36 (239 words)

	Yellowbeard: The Id Has Its Posterchild (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Yellowbeard can’t believe it because, as he so eloquently puts it later, “No woman’s ever slept with me and lived.”
		What’s more, his son Dan has the only remaining map to Yellowbeard’s treasure tattooed on his head.
		So, Yellowbeard escapes prison to seek out his lost fortune and find Dan, so he can cut off his head and take the map.
	www.canyon-news.com /artman/publish/printer_1066.php (433 words)

	Yellowbeard Movie: Yellowbeard DVD is available from Bestprices.com
		The comic saga of an infamous pirate who has just been released from the prison where he spent the last 15 years.
		Comedy about Yellowbeard, a pirate using a map drawn on his son's head to find a buried treasure.
		The role of "Moon" was intended for drummer Keith Moon, who originally conceived the project.
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	Yellowbeard - Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle, Peter Cook, James Mason, Marty Feldman, John Cleese, Spike Milligan - 1983
		The British Navy, Yellowbeard, his son, and members of Yellowbeard's old crew all go after the treasure.
		As a plot-driven comedy, it falls pretty short, but has its share of funny and inspired moments (I particularly like the candles in the hair, the man with his foot nailed to the ship's deck, and Peter Bull's turn as Queen Anne).
		Yellowbeard, viewed together with the other Python films, falls short of Life of Brian and Holy Grail, but sits comfortably alongside The Missionary and Jabberwocky.
	www.learmedia.ca /product_info.php/products_id/351 (622 words)

	Posts tagged with Yellowbeard \| MetaFilter
		The Late Graham Chapman and the curse of Yellowbeard.
		Harry Nilsson wrote an unused ditty for the flick and soon visited Davy Jones' locker.
		It didn't exactly do wonders for the careers of Cheech and Chong or Martin Hewitt, who played Yellowbeard's son.
	www.metafilter.com /tags/Yellowbeard (112 words)

	The DVD Lounge: InsidePulse DVD Review - Yellowbeard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		After stealing the Spaniard's treasure, we learn that eventually Yellowbeard was captured, but his booty was never found again.
		Also on the heels of Yellowbeard is the treacherous Captain Moon (Peter Boyle) who used to be Yellowbeard's First Mate until he turned on him.
		Also along for the ride is Yellowbeard's son Dan (Martin Hewitt), who isn't pirate, but a Royal gardener.
	www.insidepulse.com /article.php?contentid=48974 (752 words)

	Yellowbeard the Pirate (Swamp Critters) : Video (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Reading the reviews of this turkey would have spared me the trouble of ordering it - I had to give it one star, because there is no zero in the rating field.
		Like the rest, I was disappointed that this is a knock-off of the Muppets and not the TRUE Yellowbeard (as in Holy Grail).
		Just for kicks, and realizing that Yellowbeard (the great movie) has been out of print for sometime, I thought I´d take a chance and see if the movie distributor was at least putting out a DVD version of the movie.
	www.pagenation.com /an/6304829183.html (475 words)

	Amazon.ca: Yellowbeard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Yellowbeard (Widescreen) by Mel Damski, Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle, and Cheech Marin (DVD - 2006)
		Yellowbeard by Mel Damski, Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle, and Cheech Marin (VHS Tape)
		Yellowbeard by Mel Damski, Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle, and Cheech Marin (VHS Tape - 1996)
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	Yellowbeard - Moviefone
		Yellowbeard (1983) You will sell this movie short if you only watch it once.
		Chapman is over the top with his characterization of the pure testosterone driven Yellowbeard.
		Yellowbeard movie info - dvds Yellowbeard (1983) - movie reviews, DVD editions, trailers, movie photos, ratings, plot, synopsis, production notes and other info about this movie.
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	05/04/97: Perfect had it come AFTER "Yellowbeard"!!! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		It is "Yellowbeard," the Monty Python-ish flick that was dealt the "BOMB" rating by all its critics.
		Had "Cutthroat Island" come before "Yellowbeard," both films (or at least the latter) would have higher ratings.
		If you see "Cutthroat Island" followed by "Yellowbeard", you can have a fairly entertaining evening.
	www.mrcranky.com /movies/cutthroatisland/7.html (83 words)

	sell.com classifieds : Yellowbeard complete + Extra on 2dvd for sale in Tampa-St. Petersburg (229TND)
		Monty Python's Graham Chapman stars as Yellowbeard, the hairiest, scariest and horniest pirate who ever frisked a frigate, pillaged a village or ravished a raving beauty.
		Yellowbeard is a star-studded pirate romp that sends up every swashbuckling epic you've ever seen.
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	Verhaal/info 'Yellowbeard (1983)'
		Graham Chapman (Yellowbeard), Marty Feldman (Gilbert), James Mason (Captain Hughes), Eric Idle (Commander Clement), Susannah York (Lady Churchill), John Cleese (Harvey 'Blind' Pew), David Bowie (haaiendoder), Peter Boyle (Moon), Madeline Kahn (Betty), Peter Cook (Lord Lambourn), Kenneth Mars (Mr.
		De bloeddorstige kapitein Yellowbeard is voor belastingontduiking opgepakt, maar de plaats waar zijn buit is geeft hij niet vrij.
		Klinkt grappig, maar dat is het zeker niet.
	www.filmkeuze.nl /cgi-bin/pm/film-6a6d97.html (283 words)

	Showtime - Movies - Yellowbeard - Trivia
		The joke about Yellowbeard committing horrific acts of violence and thievery but being imprisoned for tax evasion is an obvious reference to Al Capone.
		Marty Feldman died during filming of Yellowbeard (1983) on December 2, 1982 of a massive heart attack.
		Adam Ant was originally slated to be in the cast but had to bow out due to conflicts.
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