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	Robot Lounge - Yo Mama jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		yo mama's so poor, she comes from an economically disadvantaged family which for generations has resided in a city which was once a flourishing center of the textile industry but now suffers from "urban blight" due to manufacturers moving production facilities to third world countries in search of cheaper labor and lower tariffs.
		Yo mama is so fat that concerned friends and family members will often lovingly tell her that she should consider going on a diet and implementing an exercise routine because they're concerned about the long term health ramifications of her relatively sedentary lifestyle.
		Yo mama is sooo short that she never ended up becoming a high fashion model on account of being 3 inches shy of 5 feet 9 inches tall, even though everybody agreed she was certainly pretty enough, and instead had to settle for doing print work.
	www.giantrobot.com /forums/showthread.php3?s=145d023938e4f7a4978432e26ed19e74&postid=916872 (790 words)

	Yo Mama - ME118/318 Winter 1999 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		Yo Mama was most definitely a low-rider, as her base was less than an inch off the ground.
		This time, Yo Mama was able to lock on to her target, unfortunately the threshold had been made too low, and therefore she was aiming way to the side of the actual beacon.
		Yo Mama was a definite success, even if she did suffer from a little stage fright at the competition.
	www.rootburn.com /portfolio/yomamaclean/index.html (3620 words)

	Yo mama's so stupid - DR1 Dominican Republic Forums
		Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
		Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
		Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
	www.dr1.com /forums/clown-bin/37496-yo-mamas-so-stupid.html (488 words)

	Robot Lounge - Yo Mama jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car to get gas money.
		yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
		yo mama's so stupid her parents were arrested the day she was born for smugglin dope.
	www.giantrobot.com /forums/showthread.php3?s=77f51f848dc21e87cf53d361b1b856c5&threadid=1795 (710 words)

	Yo mama jokes - Yo mama is so ugly..
		Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on Her neck.
		Yo mama is so stupid, it took Her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
		Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around Her neck to get the dog to play with her.
	www.afunnystuff.com /jokes/Yo-mama-jokes/Yo-mama-is-so-ugly.html (301 words)

	Yo Mama Large variety of funny, funny jokes
		Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to the movies and the sign said, "Under 17 not admitted," so she went...
		Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she walked into the classroom she sat next to everyone.
		Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip.
	www.topdownloads.org /jokes/browse.php?category=35 (222 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		Yo mama so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
		Yo mama is so fat, she don't sit in the house, she sits around the house.
		Yo mama so stupid she bought a doughnut at Duncan Doughnuts and returned it because there was a whole in it.
	members.aol.com /razpect/yomama.htm (0 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes - uGoto.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
		Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
		Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
	www.ugoto.com /jokes/43969.html (553 words)

	Classic Yo Mama Jokes
		Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
		Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
		Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge with her.
	www.swensonfunnies.com /writtenabsurd/yomamajokes.php (732 words)

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		Yo mama's so fat when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
		Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a wieght scale.
		Yo mama's so friggin fat that she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
	members.lycos.co.uk /yomamajokes (0 words)

	Yo Mama
		Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
		Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
		Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
	www.joe-ks.com /Yo_Mama.htm (0 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes
		Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
		Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
		Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
	www.fsukxaz.com /YoMamaJokes.html (0 words)

	Yo mama's so stupid, - SIDE-LINE.COM
		yo mama's so unattractive, that when she drops something and bends over to pick it up in public, men assist her only out of pure altruism, or in the hopes that another, more attractive woman is watching.
		Yo mama is so fat, analog synth freaks tried to hardwire her to a mixer.
		Yo mama's so ugly the plastic surgeon put the breast implants on her back coz he didn't know she was lying face down.
	www.side-line.com /forum/threads.php?id=12266_0_20_0_C (1200 words)

	Deep House Page Forums: Yo mamma...
		Yo mama so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending voice mail.
		Yo mama so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
		Yo mama so fl, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
	www.deephousepage.com /ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=006179;p=6 (924 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes!
		Yo Mama so fat, that when the house burnt down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
		Yo Mama so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
		Yo Mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
	www.yo-mama-jokes.net (2301 words)

	Best Yo Mama Joke
		Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
		Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
		Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
	www.bestyomamajoke.com (448 words)

	Yo mama jokes - Yo mama is so short
		Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
		Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
		Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
	www.afunnystuff.com /jokes/Yo-mama-jokes/Yo-mama-is-so-short.html (183 words)

	Gothic.net Community - Yo' Mama Is So Goth...
		Yo' Mama is SO GOTH she listens to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles.
		Yo' momma is so goth, the barbarian tribes of Roman era Europe had an oracle gaze into the future for an idea of what to name themselves and asked her what she saw: the word "goth" and yo' momma's face.
		Yo' momma is so goth, when she joins a webforum dedicated to gothic literature, she's sure to know how to spell.
	www.gothic.net /boards/printthread.php?t=1710&page=1&pp=50 (979 words)

	BeyondMass - Yo mama is so ugly...
		Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
		Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours.
		Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
	www.beyondmass.com /forums/showthread.php?threadid=5270 (0 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes
		Yo Mama's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Look, it comes with cable".
		Yo Mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass in the ocean.
		Yo Mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor saw the afterbirth and yelled, "Twins!".
	www.angelfire.com /ky/Posmatrac/mama_jokes.html (660 words)

	Yo Mama Fat Jokes 3 at Jokes.Net
		Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
		Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
		Yo mama so fat she went to the dry cleaners with her dress and they said mrs.
	www.jokes.net /yomamafatjokes3.htm (361 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes
		Yo Mama is so nasty I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
		Yo Mama is so fat when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
		Yo Mama is so hairy when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
	www.professorcornbread.com /humor/jokes/yomama.php (751 words)

	Yo Mama!
		Yo mama's so dumb that she waited at a stop sign thinking that it was gonna say go soon.
		Yo mama's so poor that she has to tell your sister when she was younger that Santa Claus was dead
		Yo mama's so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
	www.freewebs.com /tuground/yo_mama.htm (0 words)

	Hatrack River Forum: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
		Yo Mama: The farmer who happens to own the garden also happens to be a vivisectionist and wants his veggies back.
		Yo mama: After a couple of weeks living in the dorms, the school realizes that you're not enrolled and throws you out.
		Yo mama: You now live in the hole in the floor created when you tried to carry those "Friends" into the house last week.
	www.hatrack.com /ubb/main/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=016467;p=10 (421 words)

	Yo Mama Jokes - thousands
		Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
		Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
		Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.
	www.humorsphere.com /yo_mama (353 words)

	Yo' Mama Jokes?
		Yo mama so fat, she got stuck in a tub.
		Yo mamma's so ugly, When she went to school everyone gave her they're lunch money.
		yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving
	www.captaincynic.com /thread/22304/4/yo-mama-jokes.htm (706 words)

	Yo Mama Says the Parental is Political (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		If you are a single mama, than you know how hard it is to find a way to make money, better your education, care for your kids, help them with their education, and stay afloat.
		Well, thankfully the radical mamas at Insanity House are helping single mamas and non-traditional families to connect, network, and advocate.
		A Doula Story is a documentary about a Chicago doula, Loretha Weisinger, who works as a birth doula and advocate for teen mothers in the same disadvantaged Chicago neighborhood in which she struggled as a teen mom years before.
	www.yomamasays.org (1281 words)

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		Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
		Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
		Yo mama so stupid, she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it
	www.geocities.com /jokesyomama (442 words)

	Gothic.net Community - Yo' Mama Is So Goth...
		Yo mama's so goth, everything around her for five meters is shrouded in night.
		Yo mama's so goth she was born in 1334.
		Yo mamma's so goth, that she has TWO fl cats....but she keeps them in a couple of jars in the frigerater.
	www.gothic.net /boards/showthread.php?p=188980 (1238 words)

	Hatrack River Forum: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
		Yo mama: you then find out that patman really is the mayor.
		Yo Mama: The bumping poster is a troll who has duplicated your sig.
		Yo mama: When they stole it, they decided to kill you too.
	www.hatrack.com /ubb/main/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=016467;p=13 (526 words)

	Funny Yo Mama Jokes - Big Yo Mama Humor Collection
		Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise...
		Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow...
		Yo mama is so fat she got on a...
	www.actionjokes.com /yo-mama (66 words)

	Quick Stop Entertainment - Yo Mama's So Fat.. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		Yo mama's so ugly, you went to the zoo and the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing her back"
		Yo mama's so loose, all she has to do to give birth is squat.
		Yo mama's so stupid, she brings toilet paper to a Craps game.
	www.moviepoopshoot.com /forums/printthread.php?t=1241 (879 words)

	YO' MAMA!
		"Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"" Tom said, putting Harry's head into the toilet and flushing it.
		"Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it." Harry said, throwing Tom into the shower with him fully clothed and turning it on.
		"Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box." Tom yelled taking off his clothes because they were so wet.
	www.pkelite.com /yomama.html (1056 words)

	Funny Yo Mama Jokes - Big Yo Mama Humor Collection
		Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise...
		Yo mamma so big she had to carry...
		Yo mama is so fat she got on a...
	actionjokes.com /yo-mama (66 words)

	Yo Mama's So...
		Yo mama's so fat a snapshot of her has to be displayed in XVOLUME.
		Yo mama's so dumb she thinks Euler is a guy out working on a derrick.
		Yo mama's so dumb she thinks “gimble lock” is what you spread on bagels.
	www.dfanning.com /misc_tips/yomama.html (314 words)

	Yo' Mama Jokes
		Yo' mama so fat, if the earth ever blew out, we could use her as a spare.
		Yo mama's so dumb, she thought the quarterback in a football game was some kind of cash give-away.
		Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
	www.egameaddiction.com /forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=fe4a628d82fcd38bc3ebc14a8536d3c0&topic=3839.0 (885 words)

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