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 | | Yoko Kanno (1337 - 20X6) is quite possibly the most famous Asian statesman in history, Yoko Kanno was nearly the Caeser of Russia, Western Ambassador of Awesome Music in Japan, and, less successfully, the official spokesman of Asia in Britain. |
 | | There, she met Vlad the Lenin, distant cousin of Vlad the Impala and leader of the Bullshit Vets, a prominent Russian mob of Communists (followers of the philosophies of the Marx Brothers) in 1911. |
 | | During registration, however, it was discovered that Kanno was female and therefore couldn't dress in drag. |
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