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	Redneck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The stereotypical redneck may live in a mobile home or old weatherbeaten farm house in a rural area, and drive an old, large, beat-up pickup truck, possibly adorned with the Confederate Battle Flag, with a gun rack in the rear window.
		Redneck females are sometimes portrayed as sexually promiscuous as the urban stereotype.
		Rednecks are often broad-brushed as lacking education or being ignorant.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Redneck (4057 words)

	you might be a redneck
		you might be a redneck if after removing the empty beer cans from your car you find you get fifteen more miles to the gallon.
		you might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has a opening on the lube rack.
		you might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
	www.csmngt.com /redneck.htm (2164 words)

	Jeff Foxworthy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		He was a member of the class of 1979 at Georgia Tech in Atlanta, but left his mainframe maintenance job at IBM (where his father also worked) after five years to become a full-time comedian.
		which started the "You Might Be a Redneck" fad, which topped the comedy album charts and sold more than a million copies.
		He also has released a cookbook entitled The Redneck Grill, co-authored with David Boyd, and Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy (561 words)

	www.ifish.net: You might be a redneck !!!
		You might be a redneck if you have to make a beer run (1) before it's time to quit fishing or (2) while the fish are biting.
		You might a be redneck if you have memorized the fuse burn rate and sink rate of dupont lures.
		You might be a redneck if your wife allows you to keep your worms and/or baits in the kitchen refrigerator.
	www.ifish.net /forum/showflat.php?Number=833548 (1045 words)

	You might be a redneck if... \| www.petebevin.com
		You might be a liberal if: You bow your head when a Christian prays, you turn to face Mecca when a Muslim prays, and you respect people who don’t want to pray at all.
		You might be a liberal if: You are proud of the men and women who fought for America, and allow yourself to question whether they needed to die.
		You might be a liberal if: You believe the part in the Bible about idol worship, and understand that the flag is just a symbol.
	www.petebevin.com /archives/2005/08/25/you_might_be_a_redneck_if.html (641 words)

	You just might be a Redneck IF... - Ummah.com
		Rednecks are folks who live out in the country - not necessarilly in the American South - but a majority of the stereotypes are based on those characters.
		They like guns, lack education, don't keep their house/yard in the most appealing of conditions, most likely are racist, etc. Term came from a description of white folks who worked outside (farming) in the sun, and got red necks.
		I read on The Onion the other day that some redneck in Texas was trying to convince NASA that all the old washing machines and junk cars in his front yard were really parts of the space shuttle, and that NASA should pay for having them hauled away.
	www.ummah.net /forum/showthread.php?p=136797 (1258 words)

	Instead of "you might be a redneck", it's "you might be a n00b"... - FileFront Gaming Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Instead of "you might be a redneck", it's "you might be a n00b"...
		Please feel free to add your own "you might be a n00b" jokes and if I think it is funny, I will add it to the SW funnies thread (which by the way can be found at http://www.gamingforums.com/showthre...threadid=68326).
		You might be a n00b if you use the coolest skins in the game, but make them look so bad that you have to rewatch the movies again because you do not want to picture Qui-Gon as a swinging moron.
	www.gamingforums.com /showthread.php?t=80117 (1853 words)

	GreenCine \| product main - Jeff Foxworthy: Check Your Neck & You Might Be A Redneck If... (1997)
		You might be a redneck if your child has more teeth than you do.
		You might be a redneck if your mama has ammo on her Christmas list.
		You might be a redneck if you use your fishing list as a form of identification.
	www.greencine.com /webCatalog?id=97365 (149 words)

	REDNECK JOKEZ - Entertainment (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		You might be a redneck if you think Quality Entertainment is a six pack of beer and a bug zapper.
		You know you are a redneck when you let your 12 year old daughter sit at the table and smoke in front of her kids
		you might be a red neck if you dad drives you to school on a john deere tractor.
	maxpages.com /jokesrule/REDNECK_JOKEZ - !http://www.maxpages.com/jokesrule/REDNECK_JOKEZ (1290 words)

	Redneck Music (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		From the gentle swing of "Little Hours" and the languid funk of "Me Be Me" to the neo-soul closer, Chapin's voice is nearly as sultry as Norah Jones's - but it's the jazzy change-ups and surprise time signatures that really enchant.
		The album that kick-started the redneck craze, "You Might Be…" was originally released in 1993 and became a word-of-mouth hit.
		Eventually, Foxworthy's affectionate poke at rednecks would go on to become the biggest-selling comedy record of all time.
	www.canadianredneck.com /shop.php?str=pcat&strid=1 (1435 words)

	Might Be A Redneck - A Twist - A Tribute - Sean Hannity Discussion (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Might Be A Redneck - A Twist - A Tribute - Sean Hannity Discussion
		Might Be A Redneck - A Twist - A Tribute
		But more and more, what used to be a group of people "picked on" for being "simple" seems to be one of the few pockets of American life that reflects more of what we ALL should be about.
	www.hannity.com /forum/showthread.php?t=36132 (1041 words)

	The Jokery: Redneck
		You might be a redneck if the jack-o-lantern on the porch has more teeth than you do.
		You might be a redneck if you use your pickup truck as a swimming pool
		If tha bluebook value of ur truck goes up and down with the amount of gas in it...then u jus might be a redneck.
	www.jokery.com /search/Redneck (315 words)

	FightingArts Forums: You might be a redneck martial artist if... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		FightingArts Forums: You might be a redneck martial artist if...
		You might be a redneck martial artist if...
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	www.fightingarts.com /ubbthreads/showthreaded.php/Number/15751090 (378 words)

	McSweeney's Internet Tendency: You Might Be a Redneck If ...
		If you go out in the sun without wearing sunscreen and you absorb a lot of solar radiation on the back of your neck, you might be a redneck...
		If you stay out in the sun so long that you contract skin cancer and die, you might be a redneck...
		If you tell lame jokes about how "you might be a redneck" for well over a decade and no one wants to hear your newer material, you might be wondering where it all went wrong by now...
	www.mcsweeneys.net /2005/7/22seigler.html (515 words)

	Linkin Park Forums - you might be a redneck if...
		you might be a redneck if your sister and your gf are the same person, lol i know 2 far..
		You might be a redneck if your richest relative has wheels on their house.
		You might be a redneck if you marry your cousin.
	www.linkinparkforums.com /showthread.php?p=194006 (932 words)

	Chase's Redneck Homepage (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		This webpage is dedicated to the crazy redneck like lifestyle I lead, I hope to shine a spotlight on some of the crazy things, stories and places that makeup where I live and my experiences, so all you folks can better understand the hillbilly way of life.
		You might be a redneck if your chickenhouse has electricity and your house dosent.
		You might be a redneck if you put yer stovepipe on yer lawn mower for a leaf blower
	www.geocities.com /chasealpha1 (212 words)

	You might be a Redneck... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		The top 40 things you would NEVER, EVER hear a Redneck say, no matter how much they've had to drink, no matter how far from the South they've wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening...
		Rose -> RE: You might be a Redneck...
		Vagabundo de Playa -> RE: You might be a Redneck...
	www.locogringo.com /forums/printable.asp?m=73199 (872 words)

	RedNeck (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		And if you can spit a mean watermelon seed or hurl a toilet seat with precision, you might be the most talented redneck in North Fort Myers.
		Not a redneck herself, Stetson turned to Butch Rudisill, 55, of east Fort Myers for guidance when planning the event.
		If those aren't sure-fired ingredients for fun, you might not be a redneck.
	www.homestead.com /rotarynfm/RedNeck.html (861 words)

	Jeff Foxworthy Jokes: you might be......
		you might be a redneck if you walk into a bar and they have a mug with your name on it.
		You might be a redneck if.........you move and you take your outhouse with you....it happened when i was little...also if your outhouse doubles as your tool shed...which also happened.
		You might be a redneck if the biggest city you’ve been to is Wal-Mart.
	www.dirtyjokesinc.com /joke-jeff_foxworthy_jokes-2280.htm (860 words)

	You Might Be A Redneck, If... - Forums
		Ok, on the wedding pic all I can see that is out of the ordinary is the shirt that says.."If I throw a stick, will you leave?".
		Of course....to be wearing that shirt in your wedding announcement pic that is in the papers....that is kinda redneck.
		You might be a redneck if you can't read!!!!!!!!!
	www.texasatvs.com /forums/showthread.php?t=9870 (394 words)

	You Might Be A Redneck If... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		"You Might be a Redneck If.." became the title of Jeff's debut album on Warner Bros. Records.
		Propelled by "Redneck Stomp," one of the top-selling country singles of 1995, the album climbed to #3 on the country charts and was certified Platinum plus.
		It was to become a part of history, propelling Jeff into the history books as the greatest selling comedian in recording history.
	www.wbr.com /nashville/jefffoxworthy/cmp/jfymbari.html (97 words)

	Still More You Might Be a Redneck If... by Jeff Foxworthy: Song Music Downloads (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Still More You Might Be a Redneck If...
		Sorry, at this time no downloads have been found for "Still More You Might Be a Redneck If..." on album The Ultimate Jeff Foxworthy Gift Collection.
		Sorry, at this time no streams have been found for "Still More You Might Be a Redneck If..." on album The Ultimate Jeff Foxworthy Gift Collection.
	www.mp3.com /tracks/823860/dl_streams.html (153 words)

	eBay - CD: You Might Be A Redneck If... (UPC: 093624531425) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		His are men who think loading the dishwasher means getting their wives drunk; women who do 99 percent of the cleaning but "are not as proud of their 99 percent as men are of our one"; men who would pay good money -- "ten bucks!" -- to watch birds eat rice and explode.
		JEFF FOXWORTHY You Might Be A Redneck If...
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	You might be a "Redneck" if.....
		It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
		Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.
		If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
	journals.aol.com /raymondr612004/EnoughSaid/entries/1063 (299 words)

	Home Recording dot com BBS - i might be a redneck (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		If you wear a ponytail, ballcap, goatee, and a T O O L t-shirt, you are definitely a redneck.
		If you play in a band with gidge, you might be a redneck.
		Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
	homerecording.com /bbs/showthread.php?t=40091 (470 words)

	You Might Be A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If... @ RescueHouse Firefighter Jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		You Might Be A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If...
		Home > Firefighter Jokes > You Might Be A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If...
		Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing to the scene.
	www.rescuehouse.com /content/firefighter-jokes/000136.php (392 words)

	~You might be a redneck if...~ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-02)
		Um, yes, you just might be in that case.
		This would be something to watch out for and be wise about...no dating someone with the same last name until you find out much more about them.
		Comment from lilfieryangel1 - 9/17/05 1:31 PM you might be a redneck if'you and youre girlfriend have the same last name.
	journals.aol.com /lilfieryangel1/SimplyThoughts/entries/266 (456 words)

	SuicideGirls > News > Culture > You Might Be a Redneck If...
		Atlantic Beach, FL yeah that was on the CE board a month or so ago....the guy just got charged/convicted of it yesterday or something though.....
		Now that I think about it, I don't think there is any might to it.
		Although this does create a funny image of what a redneck self defense course for women might look like.
	suicidegirls.com /news/culture/4450 (493 words)

	Jedi Council Forums - A Jedi Knight Might be a Redneck...
		Jedi Council Forums - A Jedi Knight Might be a Redneck...
		Topic: A Jedi Knight Might be a Redneck...
		Date Posted: 2/17/05 5:36pm Subject: RE: A Jedi Knight Might be a Redneck...
	boards.theforce.net /Message.aspx?topic=18436294 (631 words)

	Check Your Neck . . .
		The what is his "Redneck Test." So lean back in your chair and enjoy.
		Disclaimer: Unless indicated these all belong to Jeff Foxworthy and are taken from his 1997 calendar.
		you use your native language, to cuss at your kids, to cover up the fact that you are a redneck in your native country.
	www.frontiernet.net /~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml (8959 words)

	Jedi Council Forums - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
		Jedi Council Forums - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
		Topic: You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
		Date Posted: 6/5/02 12:54pm Subject: You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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