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 | | The example to the people of the ideal brainwashed citizen is the weekly featured airhead bimbo, who invariably giggles and remarks "Mmmm, this is good." Yukio Hattori, an omnipotent, and more importantly, omnicognisant wizard, maintains his inescapable watch over Takeshi Kaga's Realm of Earth. |
 | | The angry-looking Sous-chefs, the white-clad assistants from Gourmet Academy, are in truth replicators, who will assimilate all who exhibit culinary skill into their Gestaldt Entity, a-la Agent Smith, of The Matrix. |
 | | The shape-shifting immortal Beings, Takeshi Kaga the Powerful, Yukio Hattori the Wise, Masahiko Kobe the Intangible and Invisible, Hiroyuki Sakai the Moustached and Chen Kenichi the Sweaty, along with the other Tetsujin, are in fact spectral beings, existing from the very beginnings of Humanity, until after our end. |
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