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	Zapp Brannigan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Brannigan envisions himself a "ladies' man" yet is completely clueless in matters of romance (One entry in his book of pickup-lines is "I find the most erotic part of a lady to be the boobies")"Amazon Women in the Mood".
		Brannigan was once dismissed (though later reinstated) from the DOOP along with Kif (after Zapp attempted to transfer the blame once again to his loyal lieutenant's shoulders) for his role in destroying DOOP's new $400 billion headquarters ("Brannigan Begin Again").
		Zapp Brannigan is voiced by Billy West, though it was originally intended to be voiced by Phil Hartman.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Zapp_Brannigan (1429 words)

	Brannigan, Begin Again Transcript at IMSDb.
		Zapp is sat in the pilot's seat.] ZAPP Leela, you might be a formidible do-er of the nasty but I am forced to relieve you of your post.
		ZAPP Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
		Zapp is in the pilot's seat and Fry and Bender man their stations.] ZAPP Prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral.
	www.imsdb.com /transcripts/Futurama-Brannigan,-Begin-Again.html (3457 words)

	Zapp Brannigan (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Zapp Brannigan is a 25 star General of the Democratic Order of Planets.
		Zapp is obssessed with Leela and he even managed to have sex with her by begging and crying.
		Zapp is always accompanied on missions by his assistant Kif Kroker, who is seriously considering suicide as an option.
	pc59te.dte.uma.es /cdb/series/fox/zapp.htm (162 words)

	[No title]
		Zapp: A well-calculated move straight out of Sun Tzu's classic text "The Art of War." Or my own masterwork, "Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War." [Zapp holds up a copy] But the one thing their captain doesn't realize -- and never will -- is that...
		There's a heart-shaped bed over a % slightly raised section of the carpet (on which Zapp lies in his % bathrobe), the window and walls are lined with candles, and on the far % wall is a huge portrait of the captain himself.
		Zapp's lustful expression is broken when % Leela yanks an extension cord out of the wall with her foot, and the % hovering bed thumps down several feet to the floor.
	www.angelfire.com /pe/futurama/episodios/1ACV04.txt (6427 words)

	[No title]
		After Zapp pleads "Absolutely 99% % not guilty," and the jury (which consists of aliens who were at the % ceremony) identifies him as guilty, Glab instructs the jury to % disregard its own testimony, and announces that she will dismiss all % charges.
		Zapp pleads for her help, and she is about to turn him away % when Professor Farnsworth intervenes, and decides it would be a good % idea to hire a disgraced starship caption because "having him on board % would distract people from our horrendous safety records." % Cut to the conference table.
		Zapp: Leela, you may be a formidable doer of the nasty, but I'm forced to relieve you of your post.
	futuramasutra.babytux.de /text/capsules/2ACV02.txt (5066 words)

	[2ACV02] Brannigan Begin Again
		Kif reminds Zapp that he's supposed to be cutting the ribbon, and Zapp decides to cut the ribbon from there with the ship's laser.
		Zapp pleads for her help, and she is about to turn him away when Professor Farnsworth intervenes, and decides it would be a good idea to hire a disgraced starship caption because "having him on board would distract people from our horrendous safety records." Cut to the conference table.
		Zapp and Kif, both clean-shaven and nicely dressed, are sitting with the others, while Hermes stands next to the Professor.
	www.things.org /~jym/y3k/2ACV02.html (5721 words)

	Love's Labours Lost In Space Transcript at IMSDb.
		Leela, Zapp, Fry and Bender sit at a table, looking down at the rest of the crew who are eating.
		Zapp lies on his hovering heart-shaped bed under a huge portrait of himself that is similar to the portrait of JFK.] ZAPP Welcome to my humble chamber.
		Zapp is looking at Leela through a telescope.] ZAPP Y'know, Kif, once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore.
	www.imsdb.com /transcripts/Futurama-Love's-Labours-Lost-In-Space.html (3194 words)

	Futurama: Brannigan Begin Again - TV.com
		When the crew has to deliver pillows in a planet with super-high gravity, Zapp convinces Fry and Bender to ploy against Leela so he becomes the new captain.
		Glab: Zapp Brannigan, I hereby restore your rank and parking privileges.
		Zapp: And so, when Captain Leela panicked, perhaps distracted by female troubles, my quick thinking allowed me to do whatever I did to save the day.
	www.tv.com /futurama/brannigan-begin-again/episode/1548/summary.html (511 words)

	FUTURAMA - Season 2
		Zapp Brannigan is the captain of its maiden voyage and in order to divert his advances towards her he tells him that she is now involved with somebody - Fry.
		Zapp, not satisfied that the present course of the Titanic is dangerous enough decides to alter it and make it a little more daring.
		Zapp devises a plan to substitute Leela with a double thereby saving her but an activist hippy intervenes and protests the eating of one of 'God's creatures.' Leela is about to be eaten when on the aliens young intervenes and spares Leela's life.
	members.cox.net /futurama/Season02.html (4939 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
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		Zapp is the more famous and decorated officer of the D.O.O.P. (Democratic Order Of Planets), but instead he is stupid and inefficient.
		He was fired and dishonored of the D.O.O.P because he destroyed the brand new D.O.O.P. headquarters with the Nimbus laser.
	tfp.killbots.com /index.php?p=bios/zapp (111 words)

	Memorable Quotes from "Futurama" (1999) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Captain Zapp Brannigan: Since this is an emergency, all robots will now have their patriotism circuits activated.
		Captain Zapp Brannigan: We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for.
		Captain Zapp Brannigan: You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
	www.imdb.com /title/tt0149460/quotes (6273 words)

	"Futurama" : "Brannigan Begin Again" quiz -- free game
		He plans to crash it into the neutral planet and kill the neutral president but gives him a message of peace first to lower his guard.
		Zapp makes the __ room of the Planet Express ship into the brig.
		What are the predominant colors of Zapp and Kiff's escape suits respectively.
	www.funtrivia.com /playquiz.cfm?qid=213370 (257 words)

	Futurama: Love's Labours Lost In Space - TV Squad
		Zapp is your typical Kirk-esque starship captain, only clumsier and lonlier.
		Wasn't Zapp Brannigan supposed to be voiced by Phil Hartman at one time.
		Zapp was originally going to be voiced by Phil Hartman, and I understand that Billy West's voice is a respectful play on how Phil would have done it.
	www.tvsquad.com /2006/06/25/futurama-loves-labours-lost-in-space (1250 words)

	Futurama
		ZAPP BRANNIGAN: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life.
		ZAPP BRANNIGAN: So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly.
		ZAPP BRANNIGAN: This is turning into one very sexy struggle for the human race.
	www.geocities.com /great_tv_quotes/shows/futurama.html (1392 words)

	Dark Horizons: Futurama - Season One
		But Zapp throws Fry and Bender in jail, and summons Leela to his "Lovenasium." They ultimately escape and arrive on the doomed planet, where Leela finally finds love - with a cute, and very useful, creature named Nibbler.
		Leela tells captain Zapp Brannigan that Fry is his boyfriend and Amy tells the same thing to her parents.
		Volunteers are called under the orders of Zapp Brannigan to battle them, but they fail on destroying the mother spaceship.
	www.darkhorizons.com /version2/tv/futs1.php (1081 words)

	The Fry Hole
		An egotistical idiot, Zapp Brannigan made his way to the top by having incompitent bosses.
		Appart from constantly abusing the help of his 'side-kick' Kiff, Brannigan has very little support from anyone.
		He was once hired by Planet Express to draw attention away from their safety record but ended up starting a mutiny against Leela.
	www.thefryhole.co.uk /zapp.php (91 words)

	DVD Verdict Review - Futurama: Volume Three
		Futurama concerns the trials, tribulations, and outright catastrophes that befall Philip J. Fry (voiced by Billy West, Ren and Stimpy), an earnestly dim pizza delivery boy who is catapulted into the world of the Year 3000 due to an unfortunate accident involving a cryogenic tube.
		Loosely affiliated with them are unctuous space "hero" Zapp Brannigan (West—the man gets no rest on this show) and his broken-down green alien sidekick Kif Kroker (Maurice LaMarche).
		During the course of a very poorly planned double date, Zapp crashes a space restaurant into what turns out to be the planet Amazonia, populated by gigantic jungle females.
	www.dvdverdict.com /reviews/futuramavol3.php (4020 words)

	Episode 4
		Brannigan : I'm facing a formidable female adversary, Kif.
		Zapp : [chuckles] A split second is all it takes.
		Brannigan's Law, but I did make it with a hot alien babe.
	members.tripod.com /kenny_shoe/episode_4.html (3713 words)

	Zapp Brannigan Space Gun by Rocket USA - Usillygoose.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Zapp Brannigan Space Gun by Rocket USA - Usillygoose.com
		Futurama Zapp Brannigan space gun is a tin toy collectible that features "Faux-Destructive Sparking Action".
		This is an authentic reproduction of the weapon that Captain Zapp Brannigan used while leading the Democratic Order of Planets' epic liberation of K'ong-13.
	www.usillygoose.com /zabrspgun.html (94 words)

	Dark Horse Comics
		Characters like Brannigan and Kif may seem more appropriate but they make their debuts in the more appropriate second series 'Love's Labours Lost in Space.' Subsequent releases will all be based on individual episodes of Futurama and they all look great as well.
		One of everybodies favorite episode, as it introduced Zapp Brannigan, this set is as enjoyable as well.
		Leela holding her 'special' attire is very funny as is Zapp's pose as he rubs his arm to feel that levour.
	members.cox.net /futurama/DarkHorse01.html (3234 words)

	Stephen Bailey - Cultural Exchange Advocate (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Fans of the show Futurama may be familiar with the methods used by Zapp Brannigan of d.o.o.p.
		It only allowed for a limited number of kills before the units shut down.
		So Brannigan sent wave after wave of his men into battle until that threshold was met.
	www.stephenbailey.com /thought/0805/zapp-bush.html (128 words)

	Futurama: Zapp Brannigan Space Gun Replica at TFAW.com
		This replica is the second most potent weapon in my arsenal, if you catch my drift.
		But thanks to my Space Gun's firepower I heroically remained barricaded in my cabin aboard the Starship Nimbus, a mere 20,000 kilometers above the fray.
		The Zapp Brannigan Space Gun Replica measures approximately 6 inches long and sparks when you pull the trigger.
	tfaw.com /Profile/Futurama:-Zapp-Brannigan-Space-Gun-Replica___23051 (323 words)

	Animated Lust (Rated PG!) - Kif Kroker (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Kif Kroker is Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama.
		He sees to all of Zapp's menial tasks and has a crush on Amy Wong.
		Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
	www.fantasykat.com /ch/hl/kif.html (83 words)

	(TLZ) Futurama Madhouse > Zapp Brannigan
		Secret Shames: Wears both a girdle and toupee; was court-martialled for blowing up the new D.O.O.P. HQ in the Neutral Zone.
		Believes: In Brannigan's Law; That men should fight and die for their planet; That every mission of his is a suicide mission; The notion that Kif will never make Captain (despite actually making Kif a Captain once.); A learning disability 'Sexlexia' (which he thinks he has.) exists.
		Author of: Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.
	www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar /bios/zapp.shtml (239 words)

	eBay.co.uk - Zapp Zapp, zap, quinny zapp, quinny items at low prices (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-09)
		Exdemo Quinny ZAPP pushchair in Deep Red RRP£150
		QUINNY ZAPP matching shoulder strap pads* made 2 order*
		Buggy Quinny ZAPP Lime 2006 BNIB Stroller Pushchair
	search.ebay.co.uk /Zapp-Zapp_W0QQfclZ4QQfnuZ1 (511 words)

	Futurama Fan
		% Next to Zapp Brannigan. She screams. For a long time.
		% Brannigan and Kif are sitting together in his observation deck.
		Leela: Zapp, we're out of fuel and Vergon 6 is about to implode. We need your help.
	www.things.org /~jym/y3k/1ACV04.html (7475 words)

	Futurama Zapp Brannigan Space Gun - Rocket USA - Futurama - Tin Toys at Entertainment Earth
		Futurama Zapp Brannigan Space Gun - Rocket USA - Futurama - Tin Toys at Entertainment Earth
		Product specifications, prices and ship dates are subject to change and availability without notice.
		The Futurama tin "Genuine" Zapp Brannigan Space Gun with faux destructive Sparking Action to impress any Human, Neptunian, or Omicronian in your Universe!
	www.entertainmentearth.com /prodinfo.asp?number=RC610 (89 words)

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