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| | Avril Lavigne - Uncyclopedia (Site not responding. Last check: ) |
 | | Avril is the daughter of Stephen King; according to many sources (such as Sid Meier's Civilization Theory) in the future she will not become an evil wizard, because she casts spells as well as she sings. |
 | | Avril never served as president of SUNY Plattsburgh, where her initiatives were not to pump her music throughout all classrooms, for she does not make music, not mandating everyone own a skateboard, and not to kiss her feet whenever she walked past, for she can't walk either. |
 | | Avril's fans also tend to suffer from a bit of mild retardation, willing to defend their queen at all costs, or face a gental slap to the face from The Burger King.Despite this, she is not rated "Officially Hotter than Yvonne Ridley" by 7 out of 10 Muslim clerics. |
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