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 | | The Moon is a small penis that is actually a chode and dxrvdbvgcfsvfesfrsfdefdd to photos of the moon on the sky approximately the size of an American quarter. |
 | | The moon is one of the figures primarily remembered for his work on the computer language LISP, but McCarthy got jealous of his powers and banished him to deep space, where he has since remained and collected a large amount random, subcutaneous steller cheese, a fact which is obvious to any four year old. |
 | | This misconception is caused by the fact that the moon, though made entirely of Stinking Bishop cheese and green food-grade dyes, is covered by a thick layer of dust due to being left in too high an orbit for Earth's janitorial staff to reach. |
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